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Saturday, September 19, 2009 @ 10:45 AM

What the ***

Oh my god you guys must watch this.

Its Barack Obama singing single ladies. What the fuck?

Beyoncé - Single Ladies SPOOF (Barack Obama)

Thursday, September 17, 2009 @ 3:51 PM

Nightmare striking soon

Could'nt say i was satisfied with my results this time. Only 1A?!! but good thing i didnt fail. Phew
God i need to full blast study now. No more internet lol. Serious. And phone too =/
Cant wait for my ear piercing after pmr. Lol well if my parents wont freak out lah.
Then after that im not attending school anymore. Muahaha
Oh and i guess you guys must have know that Ellen Degeneres is the new judge for American Idol?
5 seasons again this.. Wtf. Its not like she can sing or what but the only song she can pull off is that whale talk in Finding Nemo >>>

And what the fuck is wrong with Kanya West? Its not the first time he's acting like a jackass.
Im shocked that president Obama really called him a "Jackass". Well thats what i heard on hitz.fm lah.
Argh 19 more days till the horror arrvies. Well its not that horrifying lah but some people tend to overeact on that day. Dont know why. Its just an exam lah. Only with another name for it. Maths and Science are gonna be a piece of cake im sure. Okay off to dota now.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009 @ 5:32 PM

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Okay so far i got my Geography, Bm, Sejarah and Kh papers back.
Boy i was relieved. All B except for Kh which was a D.
Screw that D -_-''
Thank God for the B's
Okay from now on i am going to pray every single moment.
That dont mean im only gonna call upon You Lord when there's hardship =/
Oh oh major news for those of you that is koreanised.
Korean boyband SS501, Kim Hyun Joong was confirmed positive for the swine flu during the promotion of Boys Over Flowers in Japan.
What the f? News is that he is getting better now. I guess
In case of you who dont know who Kim Hyun Joong is, he acts as Yoon Ji Hoo in the drama Boys Over Flowers. The emo orange hair guy? ==

Dirty Eyed Girls - BEG's Abracadabra Parody MV (en)

Its a fucking hillarious parody. Oh dont worry. It already has english subs.
PMR is like 3 more weeks away and still we, the whole form look so calm and relaxed.
And that really pisses of the teachers. Expecially that savvy. Dont know why.
Woo raya is near. Can play fireworks/mercun and bom someone else's car. Muahaha
Hope i wont see chickens running around.

Saturday, September 5, 2009 @ 7:30 PM

Abracadabra

[HD_MV] BROWN EYED GIRLS - Abracadabra

MODTV: SUPERMODEL ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO

You guys must2 watch the two video above. Hotness~~~
Ga-In is just damn hot. She's the one with the short hair that is not covering her eyes
Okay i changed my blogskin. Again
Got bored with the previous one so yeah.
So one week of trials is about to finish with monday the last subject. Geo
Oh and i dont know what the fuck is wrong with the teachers nowadays.
They seem to get damn nervous during exams.
It seems they are so blur or in a harsh word ---> "Fucked Up"
For example Case No.1, Cikgu Rashida

Cikgu Rashida/The whole class/Me
*The scene took place on the first day of exam and the first subject which is bm paper 1*
*Shortly after Cikgu Rashida handed us the OMR paper, she said *

Okay kelas, boleh mula menjawab sudah.
Huh? What the fuck?
Ui cikgu, ko belum kasi kertas soalan mcm mana mau mula eh?
Oh ya. Sorry2

Wtf? Okay Case No.2

Pn.Liew Li Sam/The whole class
*The scene took place on the second day of exam*
*Shortly after she handed us our kertas soalan....*

Okay kelas, suda dapat soalan kertas?
What the... Ui cikgu kertas soalan lah.. Ko ni blur suda
Oh ya oh.

-_-''
Okay the last case. Far by the worse in my opinion

Pn.Liew Li Sam/The whole class/Me
*The scene took place on Thursday and it was KH paper and that time we're left with 10 minutes before it's time to hand up our paper*

*Keeps looking at her watch*
*Stares at her and giving her the Ju-On look*
*5 minutes have pass and left 5 minutes before time's up to pass our paper*
Okay kelas, tinggal setengah jam lagi
What the fuck? She's blur again.
Oi cikgu 5 minute lah.
Oh oh ya ya

Zz... teachers nowadays are breaking down more then we do. What the fuck?
I hope i wont fail my trials though. Sejarah was hard like an ASS
Oh yeah there's gonna be like a dota tournament held online at garena organised by a sabah gamer.
If your interested tell me. Details about the tournament are not confirmed yet.
Oh and thanks for the wish guys. And No. No. No. No. No i am not dating her -_-
And happy anniversary Google!

Saturday, August 8, 2009 @ 8:56 PM

I'm Back

Yeah i know that my blog has been dead for over like what?
One month? Two? Well i dont know.
Finally the two weeks straight of exams are over.
And to tell you the truth, i did'nt really study at all.
We were all talking in class during the free time instead of studying. Lol. Alot of crap too indeed.
I dont know why people panic or freak out during exams. Just chill bah you people
It's not even the end of the world. And those people are...
Hm, you know yourselves. Lol
Damn. Hope all my shooting done is accurate la.
Oh and happy belated birthday to vivian, pricilla, kimberley and randy.
I know, i know. Their birthday is over already.
But you cant blame me. My keyboard got taken away lah. So cant blog about it. Lol
Yesterday after school finished, went home and bath.
Then eat. Well while watching Tv of cause.
And the buzz is that Paula Abdul quitted American Idol? What the fuck?
Then went up to change and walked by foot to Easyway. Which is a ten minute walk from my house
I arrived there around 1.30. Texted Joel immediately and here's how it went

Me/Joel/Peter
Oi where you know?
Im coming
Oh okay. Faster. Run please. Gogogo
Bha. Coming
*Ten minutes later*
Ui where you know?
Im coming.
*Another ten minutes later*
Dude where the hell are you?
Coming. You call peter first
*Text peter but no reply*
He did'nt reply me. He got bring phone or not?
He no credit. You call him.
Oh okay.
*Calls peter*
Ui dude where are you?
Im coming.
Okay. Faster!! I been waiting here like 25 minutes already.
*Another 10 minutes later which is like 2pm already*
Wtf are those guys?
*then out of nowhere pops out peter*
Wth man. You finally came. Where joel??
Dono him.
*10 minutes later*
I am so gonna kill him later
Me too
*Then peter called joel*
Ui dude where are you??!!
Im at coffee bean. You guys walk here.
Oh okay.
He's at coffee bean.
*Gives peter the what the fuck expression*
Bha ok we walk there la. Then we kill him
*Arrvied at coffee bean and joel is still nowhere to be seen*
Wtf man. He's not here!!
Shit!!
*Went upstairs and checked but he is'nt there too*
*Then peter called joel again*
He say he's at 7eleven.
*Giving the second what the fuck expression and swt face >>> -_-''*
*Walked back again to 7eleven and finally saw him*
Wtf dude. Where were you?? Its like 2.10 already.
Sorry. Actually when i send you a text saying im coming i was actually still sleeping.
*Speechless at the moment -_-''*
Lol. Nvm that. Go varsity now.
Bha

And there you have it. A stupid what the fuck moment. What the hell...
Then meet up with syabaz, afiq and adlie at YoYo.
Went back up to Varsity and played dota first.
But before we went in, afiq said outside : You guys need 25 minutes to kill us. Bwahaha
I said : Who say? i ten minute can kill you already
Afiq : Bha see la * laugh histerically*
Me and joel one team vs afiq, adlie, peter and syabaz

*Game starting in 5 second...*
*Game starting in 4 second...*
*Game starting in 3 second...*
*Game starting in 2 second...*
*Game starting in 1 second...*

And there you have it. Killed i-cant-remember-who at 4 minute 27 second
Hah. See afiq? I won * Should have bet with him *
Then during mid-game, peter's computer suddenly hanged. What the fuck?
After dota, its time for COD4. Call Of Duty. Not Code Of Duty Daphne -_-''
A boom here, a boom there. Whoo it was a hell of a time. I got dizzy after that. What the hell.
Played till 4.30 i think then time to went home. Went to Elicia tuition at night.
and now im gonna blog what happened today.

Woke up like damn early cause i have to attend a science tuiton at Foh Sang. * Yawns...*
Went back home at 11 and played dota. Long time did'nt play already so i wanna get the kick first. Lol
Then went to CityMall around 12+. Lol sorry for making you waiting us for 1 hour sam =/
But still left one more person. Now wtf is anthony?
I suddenly realise one thing. The whole scene is just like yesterday.
Only that it's not me waiting for people this time. Phew
Ate KFC a.k.a Kentucky-Fucked-Chicken for lunch. I always order X-meal when at KFC. Dont know why.
Food came * Dingdong! *
Mm... Sounds yummy. Oops. I mean smells yummy. Then here came Anthony.
His hair so fucking goddamn long. should have brought a scissor to cut it off * Evil Laughs*
Oh one thing i noticed is not only pizza hut but also KFC is getting greedier.
Their chicken is like so-awesomelly small and cold and not crunchy -_-''
What happened to the big-yummy-hot-oven-fresh-crunchy chickens last time? We want those back!
Bring em back! * Growls*
Went to ARENA cyber cafe after that. Wanted to buy StarBucks but lazy.
Hooked up with another friend of anthony's. I forgot his name
So its four of us and time to COD4. And later on the Nazi Zombies in COD5
The Nazi Zombies were awesome man. Their hard to kill and we-players are like so easy to get killed.
Woo i love it. Enough challenging. Not like those boring zombie games where its a one hit-KO for them
But me and sam keep die'ing. Lol wtf. Well i know i suck. Its my first time playing the Nazi Zombie though =/
Then... Jeng Jeng Jeng! Dota timeee!
Anthony and his friend V.S me and sam *Staring at sam and said : Oh shit. We are so fucked up
And indeed we were fucked up during late game -_-''
GG and time for round two. Another friend of anthony replaced sam cause he went home already.
Oh this round something horny happened.
This time we chose to use "ar" mode. In case you dont know, ar stands for all random heroes to all players
Anthony got Drow Ranger. His friend repicked into Gorgon.
I got Slayer and anthony's other friend which is on the same team as me got Venomencer.
and as you know, Drow Ranger pawns Slayer.
And here's what happened during the game.

Anthony/Me
*Drow Ranger got a double kill!! *
Wtf man. I now anti blue boobies
LMAO.
Blue boobies???!!
Yeah... you have blue boobies man!! What the fuck
Yeah i do.. Why? You want them?
Uh hell NO
Oh come on i know you want it.
NO. And no.
No lies.
I aint lieing.
Yes you are.
Wth man.
*Drow ranger got another double kill*
Fuck your blue boobies
Yeah. I know you want them.
*Vomits blood*
Lol.
Damn your blue boobies pawned my red boobies
Lol wtf.
I wanna suck my blue tits when i go home.
WTF
I know you want to suck them too. Come i give you.
ROFL. Fuck off
Oh come on i know you want it.
No.
Lies.
So what you call it? A suckjob instead of a blowjob?
YEAH.
-_-'' shit

This is the hero with the blue boobies for those of you that dont play dota. Haha
There's something even hornier but i had already forgotton.
Hm. Argh i dont even wanna remember it. Makes my skin crawls. Ugh
Oh and my dad got this private dinner at Hyatt Regency Hotel.
Then i suddenly remember that's where the installation night is. Lol
Daphne goodluck with your partner. Lol. Hope the whole ballroom is shaking badly. Haha
Okay off to bed now.